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Best Song Evar

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:56:15 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

Uaio Menu Works

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:40:29 -0400

everything seems to be fine with the menu and is workin great. Thanks SPIKE

Pms

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:55:18 -0400

You know why they call it "PMS", right?

Mad Cow was taken!

*Whhack!* Now thats thinking with yer dipstick...

Spycrab Sightings

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:26:31 -0400

So I've met the spy

realized he was never really on my side

caught a few glimpses of the rare endangered spycrab

and ultimately.. did what any sniper would do..

... no i don't know if that's real piss in the jar.. I didn't care to ask.

Infamous Clip

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:23:05 -0400

Screwattack clip of the week

It's Idiots Like Them Why Firefowrks Are Illegal In A Few States.

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:18:08 -0400

Bright fucking idea

The Demi Bush Hunt

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:40:52 -0400

It all started with Tosh hating that Aston has so many followers on twitter, so in comes the treasure hunt

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index....-ashton-kutcher

Find the bush

Five days it was the top google search..

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index....-moore-comments

My Son And I Rockin Out

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:33:37 -0400

If you think kids are great check it out! *As I Lay Dying-Nothing Left*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQi1vQIc3iQ

I Can't Stop Luaghing At These

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:21:07 -0400

http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=3757

This Is So Funny

Sun, 10 May 2009 12:20:34 -0400

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Flame Wars

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:10:11 -0400

Got my luls in today.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

Hawt

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:16:39 -0400

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Dananananana Batman

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:58:06 -0400

The things they used to sell...

View directly on www.Youtube.com

If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines...

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:24:07 -0400

found this messing around on urban dictionary when i was uber bored and couldn't sleep, got a couple good chuckles

If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines...

UNIX Airways

Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on...

Mac Airlines

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air

The terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air

Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.

Windows XP Air

You turn up at the airport,which is under contract to only allow XP Air planes. All the aircraft are identical, brightly coloured and three times as big as they need to be. The signs are huge and all point the same way. Whichever way you go, someone pops up dressed in a cloak and pointed hat insisting you follow him. Your luggage and clothes are taken off you and replaced with an XP Air suit and suitcase identical to everyone around you as this is included in the exorbitant ticket cost. The aircraft will not take off until you have signed a contract. The inflight entertainment promised turns out to be the same Mickey Mouse cartoon repeated over and over again. You have to phone your travel agent before you can have a meal or drink. You are searched regularly throughout the flight. If you go to the toilet twice or more you get charged for a new ticket. No matter what destination you booked you will always end up crash landing at Whistler in Canada.

Linux Air

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself.

When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

A Letter To God

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:08:51 -0400

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy..

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for

some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those assholes took $95.00 in taxes."

Engination

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:35:52 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO1oDEkxfpY

Old, but good. Incase you haven't seen it.

(Not by me)

What Are The Odds???

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 08:01:16 -0400

I need to hear your reactions from this one...lol

Shamwow Guy Busted!!!

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:05:01 -0400

The old Shampow!!!

Must Have For Online Gaming

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 14:58:17 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Vo6j-P5R0

A Lil Song For Sho

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 14:42:36 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZrB2m5d7ds

Tired Of The Same Old Boring Ball Tap??

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:27:11 -0400

The cock shot

Sham Wow Guy

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:49:17 -0500

for some reason this guy always reminds me of the scout, i half expect him to say "bonk!" at the end whenever i see this commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

Think You're A Gamer??

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:13:46 -0500

try to beat this guy.

We Have To Try This

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 04:44:26 -0500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDQrAMu-UUI

Yahoo Answers Best Ever

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:48:28 -0500

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